Sweep up the kitchen
Hurry and do the dishes
Bring me a beer mab'

I'll let you go out with your other (*##$es
Sweep up the kitchen
Could you turn off the !@#$ lights?

Fetch me the remote control
We got football tonite
Football tonite

Football tonite

Did i tell you last week when you cooked for me

That fried chicken was a little bit too greasy?
Them carrots that you cooked weren't boiled enough
Now when you gonna do something right? get off your duff


Sweep up the kitchen
Hurry and do the dishes

Bring me a beer mab'
I'll let you go out with your other (*##$es
Sweep up the kitchen

Could you turn off the !@#$ lights?
Fetch me the remote control
We got football tonite

Football tonite
Football tonite


Well, they told me last week at work that my shirts
They really weren't ironed that well
They told me last week at work that my shirts

They really weren't ironed that well, you said, "oh, well"

Sweep up the kitchen

Hurry and do the dishes
Bring me a beer mab'
I'll let you go out with your other (*##$es

Sweep up the kitchen
Could you turn off the !@#$ lights?
Fetch me the remote control

We got football tonite
Football tonite
Football tonite


You been tellin' all your friends that i drink too much
Whiskey in the moring and it ain't no crutch

I never have time to take a big %#@!, man
You're always listening to that damn slim whitman
Runnin 'round the house with your shower cap on

Curlers in your hair, and your toenails long
Chunky bar breath and your enquiring mind
When i see you in the morning looking like a pork rind

You snivel to your momma and you say you can't cope
Well this ain't "thirty-something" and you ain't hope, now


Sweep up the kitchen
Hurry and do the dishes
Bring me a beer mab'

I'll let you go out with your other (*##$es
Sweep up the kitchen
Could you turn off the !@#$ lights?

Fetch me the remote control
We got football tonite
Football tonite

Football tonite