Outside the wind is blowing
The waves are crashing fast
There's people running naked

I see a nameless $$#
It's soft and pink and fleshy
So tender to the touch

I'll never get to grab it
My timing's never clutch
My $$# is much too skinny

My legs are way too thin
I act like such a ninny
I'm all tanked up on gin

My view is so fantastic
I watch you pick your nose
I'm hiding in your bushes

You're taking off your clothes
I'm taking off my clothes


My grey matter
Is wired wrong, well I don't know
I'm on a limb now

I might smell clean, but I suppose
That I'm dirty
I'm so dirty


I flip through scented pages
There's numbers you can call

My hands are slightly shaking
I'm naked in your hall
I'm racing my libido

I'm twitching on the floor
You tell me you're excited
I pay three dollars more

I pay to hear you roar

My grey matter

Is wired wrong, well I don't know

I'm on a limb now

I might smell clean, but I suppose
That I'm dirty
I'm so dirty


I'm sitting in a theater
There's bodies here again

I hear the lustful breathing
The air is filled with sin
I'll $#&@, but I won't make love

You can't expect too much
You make my anchor sweaty
I crave your tender touch

I pay for you to touch

My grey matter

Is wired wrong, well I don't know
I'm on a limb now
I might smell clean, but I suppose

That I'm dirty
I'm so dirty


My belly has a hunger
I'm sick and filled with shame
I eat, but I don't get full

I'll never know your name
I'll never know your name
I'll never know your name

I'll never know your name

My grey matter

Is wired wrong, well I don't know
I'm on a limb now
I might smell clean, but I suppose

That I'm dirty
I'm so dirty
I'm so dirty

I'm so dirty
I'm so dirty