I will never be as cute as you, according to the board of human relations
I will never fly as high as you, according to the board of public citations


These are just the rules and regulations
Of the birds, and the bees
The earth, and the trees,

Not to mention the gods, not to mention the gods

All my little life I've wanted to roam

Even if it was just inside my own home
Then one little day I chanced to look back
Saw you sittin' there, being a sad culprit


These are just the rules and regulations
Of the birds, and the bees

The earth, and the trees,
Not to mention the gods, not to mention the gods


These are just the rules and regulations
Yeah, these are just the rules and regulations
And I like every one, yes I like every one

Must follow them