[Rufus grunts over the intro.]

Hey, everybody,

Mr. Rufus is back.
I got another dance,
I know you're gonna like.


You can't do the Penguin,
Unless you shuffle your feet.

When you do the Funky Penguin,
I know it's "all-reet."


Do the Funky Penguin.
Do it right now.
Do the Funky Penguin.

Do it right now.

[Rufus takes a scat break.]


Doin' it in the United States,
Way over in England.

Want you to know what I'm talkin' about.
Talkin' 'bout the Funky Penguin.


Do the Funky Penguin.
Do it right now.
Do the Funky Penguin.

Do it right now.

Listen!

Shuffle to the left,
Shuffle to the right.
It's so good fo' you, baby,

You can do it all night.

Everybody doin' it,

It's all over town.
You don't mess around, heh,
You gotta get on down.


Do the Funky Penguin.
Do it right now.

Do the Funky Penguin.
Do it right now.
Ey-hey-hey.


[Instrumental break featuring a lick from Felix Mendelsshon's,
"Wedding March.]


C'mon on your feet.
Kick off your shoes.

Let it all hang out,
Ain't got nothin' to lose.


Do it with your partner.
Do it by yourself.
You don't hurry up and did it,

You're gonna get lef'

Do the Funky Penguin.

Do it right now.
Do the Funky Penguin.
Do it right now.


Do the Funky Penguin.
Make it funky, now.

Do the Funky Penguin.
Make it funky, now.


Did you heard me?
Did you heard me?
Did you heard me?

Did you heard me?

C'mon now, do the Funky Penguin.

Do it right now, now.
Do the Funky Penguin.
Do it right now.

I'm gonna do that Funky Penguin.

Hey-ah-heh, hey-ah-heh-hah.
I'm gonna do that Funky Penguin.
I'm gonna do that Funky Penguin.

Everybody a-doin' it.

Everybody's doin' it.
Everybody's doin' it.
Everybody's doin' it.

Do the Funky Penguin.

Do it right now-now now-now-now-now.
[Fade.]
Do the Funky Penguin.
Do it right now now now now.