[Intro is a lick from "Old MacDonald Had a Farm."]

He-ya he-ya ho!


Can your monkey do the Dog?
Can your monkey do...

Can your monkey do the Dog?
Can your monkey do the Dog?
Well, my dog can Monkey,

Just like you.
But can your monkey do the,
Do the, do the Dog like I do?


He can shake it to the east.
He can shake it to the west.

He can shake it to the Poodle dog,
That he love' the best.
Well, my dog can Monkey,

Just like you.
But can your monkey do the,
Do the, do the Dog like I do?


Can he Bird Dog?
Can he Hound Dog?

Can he Bull Dog?
Can your monkey walk his dog?


Walkin' the dog,
Just a-walkin' the dog.
Well, my dog can do,

Any dance he wants to do.
But can your monkey do the,
Do the, do the Dog like I do?


Bring your monkey, I'm bring' the dog.
Bring your monkey, I'm bring' the dog.

Oh, baby, c'mon chil',
Bring your monkey, raise 'em wild.
Well, my dog can Monkey,

Just like you.
But can your monkey do the,
Do the, do the Dog like I do?


Can your monkey, monkey, monkey,
Do the dog, do the dog?

Can your monkey, monkey, monkey,
Do the dog, do the dog?
Can your monkey, monkey, monkey,

Do the dog, do the dog?
Can your monkey, monkey, monkey,
Do the dog, do the dog?

My dog can Monkey,
Just like you.
But can your monkey do the,

Do the, do the Dog like I do?

Bring your monkey, I'm bring' the dog.

Bring your monkey, monkey, monkey, monkey, monkey,
Bring the dog.
[Fade.]

Bring your monkey, monkey, monkey, monkey, monkey,
Bring the dog.
Bring your monkey, monkey, monkey, monkey...