wha-hey!

Yo! What's up? Your old mate Ralph here! They call me rude cause i was born to be rude!


"Blows raspberry"


Rude Ralph!
Ruder than a bee that's buzzing
Rude Ralph!

Ruder than your auntie's cousin
Rude Ralph!
Ruder than a mountain goat

Rude Ralph!
Ruder than a Henry thank you note


so I'm walking down the street
No guesses who i meet
my old mate Henry who's with his mum and dad

So i do no more, i start to snore
'Cuz that's how i am, im rude!


He's rude
Im a rude
He's really, really rude


Rude Ralph!
Ruder than a bee that's buzzing

Rude Ralph!
Ruder than your auntie's cousin
Rude Ralph!

Ruder than a mountain goat
Rude Ralph!
Ruder than a Henry thank you note


So I'm riding in the car
We weren't going far

When i spie my pal Al who's with his mum and dad
I tried to looking at my feet
And I start to bleat

'Cuz that's how i is, i'm rude!

He's rude

I'm a rude
He's really, really rude


Rude Ralph!
Ruder than a bee that's buzzing
Rude Ralph!

Ruder than your auntie's cousin
Rude Ralph!
Ruder than a mountain goat

Rude Ralph!
Ruder than a Henry thank you note


So i'm on my way to school
And i'm playing the fool
When i bump into Brian who's with his mum and dad

And i just can't help it
when i start to yelp it!
that's who i am, i'm rude!


He's rude
i'm a rude

He's really, really rude

Rude Ralph!

Ruder than a bee that's buzzing
Rude Ralph!
Ruder than your auntie's cousin

Rude Ralph!
Ruder than a mountain goat
Rude Ralph!

Ruder than a Henry thank you note

[Guitar solo with Ralph making Silly Noises]


so i'm sitting at my desk
Spying on the rest
when suddenly I look up...


[Music stops]
(Tails: Oh! Sorry, Miss battle axe. Didn't see you there.)

[Music starts]
"Clears throat", And then there was the time i got covered all in slime

So i wiped it on the door
And all over the floor
He told his mum there'd been a flood
And I saw that it was bloody mud
'Cuz that's how i am, he's rude


He's rude
im a rude
He's really, really rude


Rude Ralph!
Ruder than a bee that's buzzing
Rude Ralph!
Ruder than your auntie's cousin
Rude Ralph!
Ruder than a mountain goat

Rude Ralph!
Ruder than a Henry thank you note

Rude Ralph!
Ruder than a bee that's buzzing
Rude Ralph!
Ruder than your auntie's cousin

Rude Ralph!
Ruder than a mountain goat
Rude Ralph!
Ruder than a Henry thank you note

Born to be rude!


"Blows raspberry".