Haiti had a little bit of a earthquake. Everyone calm down, we don't even live there. (We live here.) Oh my God it's a earthquake, check your butt for butthole AIDS. Haiti needs some hamburgers and a milkshake. Can you spare 10 bucks? Come on give it to 'em. Cause they had a bad earthquake, need some band-aids and corn flakes. Cause they been wasting the last 500 years in their underwear playing inthe sand. (no clothes) We said put some clothes on, they was like "No", now a earthquake tooktheir $$# out. (so sad) We gave them a little bit food and kidnapped a quarter million kids. Y'all come with us, don't be scared it's cool. You won't never see your parents again. (they're dead) (You know) Now I'm thinking while we over there (We should) Lay down a couple states. (Yessir) Y'all just wait 'till I'm president, I'm gonna run %#@! a whole new way. Yeah Germans they're lesbians and have AIDS, listen up everyone I ain't playin'witchu. Are we done fighting Germany? Are we done with Germany? No, Germans seem to really like starting %#@! but it's cool cause it's notlike they ever win "But we did kick France's $$#! " Yes you did, but who did not? Okay Germans started up World War I then they was like "Whoops my bad! " We said it's okay then a couple years later, they start a world war again. They killed like a million Jews and then they killed another five million. I think we should take them all to school and just blow they $$# up rightnow! $#&@ y'allFind More lyrics at "Nein please don't blow us up! " Get $#&@ed "But it was only a game! " Y'all suck "But we won't do it anymore! " You'll never eat a weinerschnitzel again! Yeah Spanish people sound like they should be brown, but you go to Spain andeveryone is white. We should make them change their name or we could send them Mexicans. (Yeah) Norway doesn't really do anything, we can't really trust them I don'tthink. Scottish people talk funny, Irish people swing from trees. When I'm president, we gonna carpet bomb some French cities, and becausethey all speak French, we gonna also bomb Quebec. (oui oui) And if Korean boy wanna mess with me, then I'm a nuke his $$# and say"Ninja please"! And if they keep $#&@in' round in the middle east, they just mad causetheir mamas are Lesbaneses. (Then) I'm gonna bomb everyone whose name ends with "istan". (Cause they all stupid) I'm gonna blow up China cause they eat little dogs. Haiti had a little bit of a earthquake. Everyone calm down, we don't even live there. (We live here.) Oh my God it's a earthquake, check your butt for butthole AIDS. Haiti needs some hamburgers and a milkshake. Can you spare 10 bucks? Come on give it to 'em. Cause they had a bad earthquake. Hey man at least they didn't get raped. Wait what? (whisper) Oh, they did?Oh, well then. Someone should give them money.