I'm at Amanda's weddin, In a church on Thomas Street
I'm lookin at a bridesmaid, and she lookin back at me
And when the service ends, ask her if she wants a lift

back to the hotel, anything goeS, well finger and a shift
She says Fitzy drives a Mitzy, and he offered me a spin
Enda have a Honda, so I might just go with him

and Darren Gibney said he bring me in his Subaru
so what the $#&@ would make you think I'd wanna go with you


I said $#&@ your Honda Civic, I've a horse outside
$#&@ your Subaru, I have a horse outside
and $#&@ your Mitsubishi, I've a horse outside

if you're lookin for a ride I've got a horse outside
She said I don't believe ya
I said it's $#&@in true

I swapped him for a bag of yokes in 1992
I don't need insurance, I don't need no parkin space
and if you try to clamp my horse he'll kick you in the face

I don't pay no tax, $#&@ NCT
you'll arrive in style if you ride with me
and the boys are walkin over, jinglin their keys

I look the $#&@ers up and down and give them one of these

I said $#&@ your Honda Civic, I've a horse outside

$#&@ your Subaru, I have a horse outside
and $#&@ your Mitsubishi, I've a horse outside
if you're lookin for a ride I've a horse outside


Giddy up now baby, bless my soul
I rode the $#&@er round a field back since he was a foal

He runs a bit like Shergar, and he jumps like Tír na nÓg
He looks like Billy Piper after half an ounce of !@%!e
and the boys are lookin jealous, as I lead yer one away

and just before I close the door I look at her and say
Would you be my girl, and she says I will of course
if ya grab me by the ponytail and ride me like a horse

ya!

$#&@ your Honda Civic, I've a horse outside

$#&@ your Subaru, I have a horse outside
and $#&@ your Mitsubishi, I've a horse outside
if you're lookin for a ride I've a horse outside