Chorus:
Kill you Christmas day
$#&@ you New Years eve x4


Verse:
Elf orgies all around

Cannot wait to $#&@ Santa's reindeers
Ride them back to the north pole
And rape his wife


I'm gonna decorate my christmas tree
With fetuses and an impaled virgin

(I'm) gonna tear out your candy-cone buttplug
and knee you under the mistletoe


Chorus x2

Verse 2:

I'm gonna stuff christmas balls
up your $$# ('TILL THEY BREAK)
While I drown you

In a bowl of rice pudding

When You open your eyes

You'll see something white
It's an avalanche
Of my### (SLIDING DOWN YOUR THROAT x2)