[Wolf whistle, and instumental mimic.]
[Spoken (male):] Mmmm, man, dig that crazy chick.


[Refrain:]
Who wears short shorts?
(We wear short shorts.)

They're such short shorts!
(We like short shorts.)
Who wears short shorts?

(We wear short shorts.)

[Instrumental break with rhythmic clapping.]


[Refrain:]
Who wears short shorts? [Squeek.]

(We wear short shorts.) [Squeek.]
They're such short shorts! [Squeek.]
(We like short shorts.) [Squeek.]

Who wears short shorts? [Squeek.]
(We wear short shorts.)


[Instrumental break with rhythmic clapping.]

[Refrain:]

Who wears short shorts?
(We wear short shorts.)
They're such short shorts!

(We like short shorts.)
Who wears short shorts?
(We wear short shorts.)


[Instrumental with rhythmic clapping to end.]