Route 7:
I'm not here to mince words I am here to win
For everyone in the room bows to me when I step in

"My Wish" was a laugh "Cause I'm Stirling" what's that?
After listening to you I think Lil Wayne can rap
You go through puberty like bulimics go through pie

I let a plant listen to your %#@! and it died
You get no subscribers cause their ears catch fire
I swear to God you're gonna end up like Heath Ledger


The Stirling:
I'm everything bad about you only difference is I'm doubled

You say you get women but they don't even want to cuddle
Route why are you so mean? We used to be friends
I'm the name that's moaned while having sex with your girlfriend

You think I'll get hurt by you calling me a loner?
You smoked one joint and called yourself a stoner
You think all I do is $#&@ up? (*##$ how bout you shut up

You seem to forget I'm the Charlie Sheen of Hip Hop

Route 7:

You claim you were born to tear up the stage
Well I was born to blast The Stirling away
You're a crack in my past you're a pain in my $$#

Your success will last as much as your relationships had
Did I hit a nerve? Oh I'm sorry here's a tissue
I wouldn't be on your case if you didn't have issues

I'm the cure for music and you're the infection
You're about as scary as the kids from One Direction


The Stirling:
Your style makes me laugh and by laugh I mean %#@!
Because you lack so much talent I can't comprehend it

Your name sounds like a country blue grass band
With only close friends and family to call fans
Too much weed or just not enough booze?

Even before this battle started I knew you would lose
You're the most pathetic speck of dust on my shoe
Go and pay some women to just stand next to you


Route 7:
Alright, now I'm sending you back to the 9th circle where you belong, (*##$!


Narrator:
WHO WON?

YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!