They're big, perky and round
They don't sag to the ground
There's nothing I'd rather see

When she's right here with me
There's no doubt in my mind
Oh her breasts are fine

They give me restless sleep
But that's okay with me


You have lovely breasts
Sitting on your chest
They both pass my test

Because they're the best

You have lovely breasts

Sitting on your chest
They both pass my test
Because they're the best


But that didn't last too long
So now I change the song

I found myself another
But she had nothing on her
She looked like a surfboard

Sailing to the shore
And when I go to bed
She doesn't feature in my head


You don't have no breasts
Sitting on your chest

You can't past my test
Because they're far from the best


You don't have no breasts
Sitting on your chest
You can't past my test

Because they're far from the best

I wish I could go back

To when I had that rack
It haunts me in my dreams
And makes me want to cream

I need another chance
To do the no pants dance
Because she has two breasts

And they're the $#&@ing best

You have lovely breasts

Sitting on your chest
They both pass my test
Because they're the best


You have lovely breasts
Sitting on your chest

They both pass my test
Because they're the best


Attention all breasts
Big, supple, round, perky breasts
I wanna taste, I wanna taste.

I need a taste, give me a taste.
GIVE IT UP NOW


You have lovely breasts
Sitting on your chest
They both pass my test

Because they're the best

You have lovely breasts

Sitting on your chest
They both pass my test
Because they're the best


You have lovely breasts
Sitting on your chest

They both pass my test
Because they're the best

You have lovely breasts
Sitting on your chest

They both pass my test
Because they're the best