Problems, problems, I've got problems.
I've got problems and nowhere to go,
I don't know what the $#&@ to do.

Problems, problems I've got problems,
I have problems and you don't have a clue.
Problems, problems I've got problems

And I don't know what the $#&@ to do.
Everyone wakes up to a bad day,
But not every morning in this case,

There's always something waiting to go wrong;
I have no money, my car breaks down, the bus is late again.
I mean cut me a $#&@ing break.

1, 2, 3, 4 and I know these problems won't go away.