And the women tug their hair
Like they're trying to prove it won't fall out
And all the men are gargoyles

Dipped long in Irish stout

The whole place is pickled

The people are pickles for sure
And no one knows if they've done more here
Than they ever would do in a jar


This could be Rotterdam or anywhere
Liverpool or Rome

Cause Rotterdam is anywhere
Anywhere alone
Anywhere alone


And everyone is blonde
And everyone is beautiful

And when blondes and beautiful are multiple
They become so dull and dutiful


And when faced with dull and dutiful
They fire red warning flares
Battle-khaki personality

With red underwear

This could be Rotterdam or anywhere

Liverpool or Rome
Cause Rotterdam is anywhere
Anywhere alone

Anywhere alone

The whole place is pickled

The people are pickles for sure
And no one knows if they've done more here
Than they ever would do in a jar


This could be Rotterdam or anywhere
Liverpool or Rome

Cause Rotterdam is anywhere
Anywhere alone


This could be Rotterdam or anywhere
Liverpool or Rome
Cause Rotterdam is anywhere

Anywhere alone

Anywhere alone

Anywhere alone
Anywhere alone
Anywhere alone

Alone alone
This could be Rotterdam
Or anywhere