Brooklyn, New York, hanging out at Duff's
Everywhere we go we wear Scottish Handcuffs
In Switzerland in Bern one pissed a Bed

We even got a pic in Kiev with Shrek

We meet new friends in a lot of crazy places

Double fisted having fun, and end up with %#@!faces
Are you Guns 'n Roses? Do you need a light?
Leave Madam Satan, Those guys wanna fight


Stripclubs and a nudybar
Building a pit in the back of your car

Almost arrested with a police colt
Not playing Rio with 60 Volt


With you're head through the ceiling
Snuff Jägermeister for the feeling
Missing Flights, there were Russian women, so $#&@ it!

Sleeping in the Projects with cash in my pocket

Junks %#@!ting in trashcans

People got beheaded
Flippin our van in a Mexican desert
Monkeys in jeans on the "Red Square"


Feeding Vegetarians a $#&@ing lot of meat
Playing everywhere we can with our Groovy Gore Beat

Be double fisted or wear your Scottish chain
Be drunk and ginding and I'm sure we'll meet again!