I'm Jake the Peg, diddle-iddle-iddle-um
With my extra leg, diddle-iddle-iddle-um
Wherever I go through rain and snow

The people always let me know
There's Jake the peg, diddle-iddle-iddle-um
With his extra leg, diddle-iddle-iddle


The day that I born (oh boy) my father nearly died
He couldn't get my nappies on, how matter how he tried

'Cos I was born with an extra leg, and since that day begun
I had to learn to stand on my own three feet
Believe me that's no fun


I'm Jake the Peg, diddle-iddle-iddle-um
With my extra leg, diddle-iddle-iddle-um

Wherever I go through rain and snow
The people always let me know
There's Jake the peg, diddle-iddle-iddle-um

With his extra leg, diddle-iddle-iddle

I had a dreadful childhood really, I s'pose I shouldn't moan

Each time they had a three legged race, I won it on me own
And also I got popular, when came the time for cricket
They used to roll my trousers up

And use me for the wicket

I'm Jake the Peg, diddle-iddle-iddle-um

With my extra leg, diddle-iddle-iddle-um
Wherever I go through rain and snow
The people always let me know

There's Jake the peg, diddle-iddle-iddle-um
With his extra leg, diddle-iddle-iddle


I was a dreadful scholar, I found all the lessons hard
The only thing I knew for sure, was three feet make a yard
To count to ten I used me fingers, if I needed more

By getting my shoes and socks off
I could count to twenty four


I'm Jake the [stops to count]

...to twenty five


I'm Jake the peg, diddle-iddle-iddle-um
With my extra leg, diddle-iddle-iddle-um

Whatever I did they said was false
They said "quick march" I did the quick waltz
Then they shouted at me "put your best foot forward" - but which foot?

I said "it's very fine for you, you only got a choice of two";
But me, I'm Jake the Peg, diddle-iddle-iddle-um
With the extra leg... diddle-iddle-iddle-um