Well it seems to me that this whole world's gone crazy
There's too much hate and killing goin' on
But when I see the bare chest of a woman

My worries and my problems are all gone
No one thinks of fightin', when they see a topless girl
Baby if you would show yours to, we could save the world


Show them to me, show them to me
Unclasp your bra and set those puppies free

They'd look a whole lot better without that sweater baby I'm sure you'll agree
If you got two fun bags,
Show them to me


I don't care if they don't match or if one's bigger than the other
You could show me one, and I'll imagine the other

Even if your really old, there's nothing wrong
Don't be sad, your !@(& ain't bad, they're just a little long


Show them to me, show them to me
Lift up your shirt and let the whole world see
Just disrobe and show your globes and a happy man I'll be

If you've got dos chi chi's,
Show them to me


I've met a lot of them, but never one I hated
Even if you had thirteen kids and you think they look deflated
There's no such thing as a bad breast, I believe this much is true

If you're a big fat man I'm a titty fan and I'd love to see yours toooo

Show them to me, show them to me

Just like the girls gone wild on T.V.
Just lean back and show your rack and I'll be in ecstasy
If you got two casabas

Show them to me

All the world will live in harmony

It'll do ya good, it'll give me wood, we'll make history
If you love your country, I'm gonna say it one more time,
I said if you love your country yea

Then stand up and show them big old boobies to me