Dear ^&@#$,
I don't think I like you anymore,
You used to watch me shave,

Now all u do is stare at the floor.
Oh dear ^&@#$,
I don't like you anymore.


It used to be you and me,
A paper towel, and a dirty magazine,

That's all we needed to get by.
Now it seems things have changed,
I think that you're the one to blame.

Dear ^&@#$,
I don't like you anymore.


Now he says

Dear Rodney,

I don't think I like you anymore,
'Cause when u get to drinkin'
You put me places I've never been before.

Dear Rodney,
I dont like you anymore.


Why can't we just get a grip,
On our man to hand relationship.
Come to terms with truly how we feel.

If we put our heads together,
We'd just stay home forever.
Dear ^&@#$,

I think I like you after all.

Oh and Rodney,

While yer shavin',
Shave my balls.