I got a call from my best friend this evening
He said he wasn't going out with us guys on Friday night
Yeah he was gonna change

For his new-found flame
To keep her satisfied
I just laughed and said 'Hey man

Well go ahead and try'

'Cause I gave up smokin',

Women and drinkin' last night
And it was the worst
15 minutes of my life


Now I've heard it said
That too much fun'll kill you

And I'll be the first to tell you
That I don't wanna die
Too many twelve-ounce curls, pretty girls

And parties ain't advised
Well take it from me
Don't believe all that hype


'Cause I gave up smokin',
Women and drinkin' last night

And it was the worst
15 minutes of my life
That's right


You can get hit by a truck tomorrow
So you might as well raise a little hell tonight


'Cause I gave up smokin',
Women and drinkin' last night

And it was the worst
15 minutes of my life
Man it was the worst

15 minutes of my life
That's right


Never again?