Dr. Frank-N-Furter:
How do you do
I see you've met my faithful handyman

He's just a little brought down because
When you knocked
He thought you were the candyman

Don't get strung out by the way I look
Don't judge a book by it's cover
I'm not much of a man by the light of day

But by night I'm one hell of a lover
I'm just a sweet transvestite
From Transexual, Transylvania



Let me show you around, maybe play you a sound

You look like you're both pretty groovy
Or if you want something visual
That's not too abysmal

We could take in an old Steeve Reeves movie



Brad: I'm glad we caught you at home
Could we use your phone?
We're both in a bit of a hurry



Janet: Right!


Brad: We'll just say where we are
Then go back to the car

We don't want to be any worry



Dr. Frank-N-Furter:
Well you got caught with a flat
Well how 'bout that

Well babies don't you panic
By the light of the night
It'll all seem alright

I'll get you a Satanic mechanic
I'm just a sweet transvestite
From Transexual, Transylvania

Why don't you stay for the night



Riff Raff: Night!

Dr. Frank-N-Furter: Or maybe a bite


Columbia: Bite!


Dr. Frank-N-Furter:
I could show you my favorite obsession
I've been making a man

With blonde hair and a tan
And he's good for relieving my tension
I'm just a sweet transvestite

From Transexual, Transylvania
Hit it! Hit it!
I'm just a sweet transvestite



Chorus: Sweet Transvestite!


Dr. Frank-N-Furter: From Transexual


Chorus: Transylvania

Dr. Frank-N-Furter:

So come up to the lab
And see what's on the slab
I see you shiver with antici...pation

But maybe the rain
Isn't really to blame
So I'll remove the cause

But not the symptom