you're my best friend
and i thought that i should tell you
that i have met someone

and this love is really true
but i'm scared you won't accept it
this love that we share

it might seem odd to you
but for me its as natural as breathing air
(Chorus)

i'm in love with a fictional character
it was bound to happen someday
they were so captivating and wonderful

that i just couldn't stay away
Now you might want to try to understand
that i will love this person even if we cant hold hands

and i know that they're not real but they're real to me
and once you accept my love for them, only then will you see
(Chorus)

And if by chance, you cant accept it
i guess theres justone thing
i regret to inform you that

you're not invited to the wedding
(Chorus-Fade)