Yeah... Baby, Baby... Yeah... Hey, Hey

[Verse 1]

My junk's tiny
If I keep saying it's huge, maybe you'll believe me
Got a complex boo, and a small pee pee,

I'm big in Peru, but my wiener's tiny

Woooh, I got a gift for yah

Small ^&@#$ for yah, a *little* Thicke for yah
Compensate for yah, Big truck for yah
a stick shift for yah, low mpg yah


Baby, baby, I'm entitled to yah
potato chips for you, old car for yah

Get hard for you, but you can't see if you glancing
I know I need some enhancin'


[Pre-Hook]
Hey girl
You know you're lookin' so damn fly

Pretend I'm well endowed and you'll be mine
But when I'm nude in the mirror I cry


[Hook]
I want a Jimmy that's huge, say good bye
to having a dong that's undersized

Make do? No more baby
I say I'm so, so, so amazing


I wish it was true

[Between V1&2]

Girl its so tiny (It's tiny)
Girl be nice to me (please)
Really want your pity (pretty please!)

I was born like this (wooooh)

[Verse 2]

what's that girl?
you really ask baby? that's just rude
don't laugh, baby, take it back girl

no tact, mistake showin' that girl

Baby, baby, my size is ehhhh...

like a french fry, yeah, gotta hide from yah
tease ya, you got a wonky face you
Please I'm, sorry said that to you

hasty, ought to score with you
slap me!? I deserved it too... (That really hurt)
But I'd never admit it to you (...)

get off alone to you

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[Hook]


[Rap Verse]
I'm like a needle in a haystack (ehhhh)
I want my situation changed at (man)

least right between my thighs (it's small there)
Bet you're missin' that last guy (he's probably bigger)


Don't make a small enough dick glove (woman laughing)
Now you gettin' Robin Thicke, love
feelin' jealous of a flashlight

So I sing and I trigger and I gaslight

My injection, actually lessens

Your chance of pregnancy, babies ain't happening
My dong in my dreams would be a wage earner
Instead like *laugh*, it's just a yearner

got a yacht like *honk*
This may be incidental
We could ride if big Wangs ain't essential

i wear women's panties still don't even get full
I say otherwise, you know that it's just bull

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[Hook]

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