It's in the elevator - you can hear it in the hall
It's where you didn't want it - it's coming through the wall
Sneakin' in the bathroom, powdering your nose

Creeping in the johnny when you thought it didn't know
'Cause you're too loud, too loud, too loud
Yes you're too loud, too loud, too loud


Smile across the front page - watch the cover spread
Vanity's the video - an epic in your bed

!@&@e files, profiles - Johnny's in a spin
In the name of entertainment on the show that never ends
'Cause you're too loud, too loud, too loud

Yes you're too loud, too loud, too loud

Talk to them, Victor

[This time - that's right now]
[Hold tightly - that's right now --]


Staring at the ceiling - tired of counting sheep
Alone with indiscretion it's impossible to sleep
Rings on your fingers - bells on your toes

You're never there without it if you're ever there at all
'Cause you're too loud, too loud, too loud
Yes you're too loud, too loud, too loud


That's right now [followed by a spoken run-out]