I met her when I first arrived out West
And she barked her way into my heart, and climbed up on my chest
And I confess, that her lazy eye has made me smile on more than one occasion

But her existence warrants celebration, so I say

Konnichi wa Connie chihuahua-a-a

Konnichi wa Connie chihuahua-a-a
Konnichi wa Connie chihuahua-a-a
Konnichi wa, konnichi wa - Connie chihuahua


I can take her anywhere I please, but not too far 'cause she gets wheezy
But it ain't a sign of weakness, she makes tricks look easy

And at the end of my day, when it's time for a break
She'll peek her head around my door, and sit with me as I write this song


Konnichi wa Connie chihuahua-a-a
Konnichi wa Connie chihuahua-a-a
Konnichi wa Connie chihuahua-a-a

Konnichi wa, konnichi wa - Connie chihuahua