Woohoo!

Hey hey here comes no-one

Another friend to have a go on
And she asks me do I miss her when shes gone
And I reply as much as I miss anyone


Oh! Woohoo
And I'll be your gay friend

'Cause your marriage never ends
Till we $#&@ and fight again
Theres a space between us

So jump into my bed
Pretend the world is dead
And always in my head

Is a face between us

Hey lord forgive us if we're wrong

Make sure that he never hears this song
And she says that I'm the opposite of a hallmark card
She asks me how I'm feeling well

I don't want to think that hard

Oh! Woohoo!

And I'll be your gay friend
'Cause your marriage never ends
Till we $#&@ and fight again

Theres a space between us
Jump into my bed
Pretend the world is dead

And always in my head
Is a face between us


It's the late show now
How does the late show end?
Well if God is in, the details

Thank God that you're my friend
I have a friend again
You're my friend again

My gay friend

Oh! Woohoo! Erhh

So jump into my bed
Pretend the world is dead
And always in my head

Is a face between us
And I'll be your gay friend
As your marriage never ends

Till we $#&@ and fight again
There's a space between us
Oh! Woohoo!