Verse 1
And as you turn the page
The man in front has gone

Please don't clap for me
As the one arm man has done
The lines of those outside

Queue endlessly in time

Chorus 1

And as say your first line
Someone's finishing their last


Verse 2
They grip their tickets tight
And push to get in line

You wait for the final curtain
And realise that its you
They've all been waiting for your act

And as you die they clap

Chorus 2

And as you say your first line
Someone's finishing their last
And as you say your first line

Someone's finishing their last