At first I was afraid we wouldn't qualify,
Armenia turned out to be a decent side,
I spent oh so many nights wondering how we'd get a long,

So I wrote a song and I want you to sing along

So we're back, on the Euro stage

We've talked about it all for years, since 1988,
Then we changed our manager, Trappatoni was the key
And his trusty sidekick, Marco Tardelli


C'mon now, Walk out the door, don't turn around now,
We've got to leave this shore

Beg borrow steal sail walk or fly
Do you wanna grumble or learn the Polish for" Goodbye?"


Oh no, not I, I'm gonna drive,
Trapp's Army is recruiting; it's time to mobilise,
Gotta leave the wife and kids and to them my love I'll give,

But I'm gonna drive, I'm gonna drive...Hell Yeah!



It took real guts & heart not to fall apart,
After Thierry's hand of Gaul in the Stade de France,
We spent oh so many nights feeling sorry for ourselves,

Sepp used to cry, laughing at our plea for a bye



Italy, they're nothing new,
Trapp knows them inside out and so do me and you,
Against Croatia we'll secure the win to set us free

To express ourselves like Houghton did against Italy

C'mon now, Walk out the door, don't turn around now,

We've got to leave this shore
Beg borrow steal sail walk or fly
Do you wanna grumble or learn the Polish for "Goodbye?"


Oh no, not I, I'm gonna drive,
Trapp's Army is recruiting; it's time to mobilise,

Gotta leave the wife and kids and to them my love I'll give,
But I'm gonna drive, I'm gonna drive...Hell Yeah!


Spain may think that they'll wipe the floor
But just hang on -- Dickie Dunne is coming back for more
Wasn't he the one who took stitches beneath his eye?

Did you see him grumble? Puyol would've laid down and died

No, not Dunne, The Iron Curtain,

Moscow took a bow like he was The Chosen One,
We've Whelan and Andrews, they've Iniesta and Xavi,
Braun & spirit will triumph over Tippy-Tappy!


C'mon now, Walk out the door, don't turn around now,
We've got to leave this shore

Beg borrow steal sail walk or fly
Do you wanna grumble or learn the Polish for "Goodbye?"


Oh no, not I, I'm gonna drive,
Trapp's Army is recruiting; it's time to mobilise,
Gotta leave the wife and kids and to them my love I'll give,

But I'm gonna drive, I'm gonna drive...Hell Yeah!