Verse 1
Yo what it do? My name's RipStudly
Look at a thesaurus I'm the antonym of ugly

They say beauty's in the eye of the bee holder
So I found a bee keeper and I grabbed his shoulder
And I looked into his eyes and what I saw was me

Yes, this definitely was beauty
But some would argue that it was just my reflection
But I'm a vampire so I've got no reflection

Dracula ain't the man just for the record
Whose side am I on? TEAM EDWARD
I'm the bee's knees is what you'll say

But B's aren't good enough cuz I get straight A's
I'm geeked up, I'm full of sass
Doin' the dougie in my o'chem class

I pop lock and drop it like I'm overzealous
Teacher kicked me out though I know he's jealous
But then I fell down a slippery slope

Got into drugs I was feeling so dope
Anything you wanted I could provide
Aspirin, caffeine, salicylamide

You got a heartburn and you want to feel placid?
I'll hook you up with some grade-A antacid
I self-medicated though I still felt ill

I found out Bieber fever doesn't have a pill

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They ask me what's my name, what I do
"How do I become as fly as you?"
Don't even try it's an impossibility

There's only one RipStudly
What's my name, what I do
"How do I become as fly as you?"

Don't even try it's an impossibility
There's only one RipStudly


Verse 2
If you haven't noticed I'm a pretty big deal
I was born without an achilles heel

So I'm somewhat crippled and I walk with a limp
But this solidifies myself as an OG pimp
I've got more hoes than I really need

But I'm an avid gardener gotta kill those weeds
I grow that herb hydroponically
Chamomile, basil, and rosemary

I make a ton of dough in my profession
Workin' at pizza hut in this recession
What can I say? I'm a money slave

Slave by day superhero by night
A different ID after 9-5
I go by the name of the weather man

While predicting the storms like no man can
You see the power resides within in my toes
Foretelling the arrival of rain, sleet, snow

It's like they at the gym cuz they get all swoll
Better warn the village and call the flood patrol
And if it gets too hot and the clouds bail out

I'll call up lil wayne and make it rain on this drought
Don't be skeptical, it's all plausible
With chilblains anything is possible


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Bridge
Anyone can tell you that I spit the truth
Hit the rhymes out of the park like babe ruth

These words by themselves, they really don't matter
But my flows are insane they'll make you into mad hatter
Turn the heat all the way up I won't scatter

I got another side to me like dark matter
And if you've got a virus and you cannot dream
Turn up the music this song is your vaccine


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