RIPSTUDLY lyrics : "Catnip Ain't for Kiddies"
I was getting bored
So sick of chores
No mom I won't do this no more
She said get back to work, I said no
look at you tripping like the poe
She Locked me up tried to shut me down
You can't do that you know I run this town
Told me she would gonna take away my wii
That's right grounded for a week
The next day looking for something to do
Saw my cat zoning out and without a clue
I was like "I'll have whatever you're on"
Laying beside him was some of that cat chronic
Catnip that's right, rolled a blunt
Took a fatty hit I was back in the hunt
Move up up up to the sky
Yo cat where you at? I'm getting really high
Drool running down to the bottom of my chin
Asked my cat "is this a normal symptom?"
He said "yes"
And I got really scared - my cat just spoke English
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I'm just a cat stuck inside this human body help set me free
Or is it just that I am really high and I'm losing my identity?
Verse 2
Weed, cocaine, LSD
Put them in a blender then add some E
don't forget to mix your favorite alcoholic drinks
And don't go skimpy dog I'm not a stupid Bieber-loving preteen
Pop a Percocet to wash it all down
You'll know that it's workin' when you start seeing sounds
Multiply this high by 425
you've only scratched the surface of a catnip high
The worst part of all is when I'm not tripping balls
Because I'm going through the most intense withdrawals
So I called my doc via phone
"Yo doc I'm done with addiction I need methadone"
"What for" he asked
Responded with catnip. He said "thanks for the laugh"
Pissed at the world I shouted "who needs him?"
Methadone got nothing on baby aspirin
Narcs anonymous wasn't for me
Homies only doing H and meth should be happy
some people have all the luck
It's not catnip so quit complaining I don't give a...MEOW
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Bridge
Red dot from the pen
It's on my bed
Where'd it go? It must've fled
No, it's on my head - no
Why can't I catch this?
I'm seeing red!
Verse 3
Lying on my bed waiting for death
All I've got left is one more breath
And with this breath I took a hit
Of my one love, that green catnip
The lights turn off and I say goodbye
This marks the day I die...
BUT I'M BACK I'VE STILL GOT EIGHT MORE LIVES
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