I'm just a ghetto farm kid
Never who, never what, never did
'till I went to the city


Come on, I'll admit
That I did, yes I did (on purpose)

Wear mesh shoes to a wedding

Life after haircuts is too short

The scissors don't care how it looked
Before when the damage is done, I'll
Be convinced this time

That I'm never leaving home
They cut my hair with a bowl


I'm just a ghetto farm kid
Never cool, never hip, never fit
At my friends' Birthday parties


Come on and play, they say eat cake
Is there money in it? okay

I'll go home with a dollar fifty

Life after haircuts is too short

The scissors don't care how it looked
Before when the damage is done, I'll
Be convinced this time

That I'm never leaving home
They cut my hair with a bowl
I'll have to wear a hat all the time

And that last line didn't rhyme