Eddie's got one crazy eye
that turns him into a cartoon
wahen a pretty girl comes by

and there's nothin' here to do anymore
he sits on the stoop all day
like there's something he's waiting for

Cunt-finger Louie picks up Eddie in the alley
he's got all those guys with him
from that town where they all look like Frankie Valli

they speak fluently blonde
from her legs to her cigarette
and Louie told Eddie that he'd fix him up

but he ain't come back yet
well, you know


It's more trouble than it's worth
it's more trouble than it's worth
Oh Wild and the Only ones

Tell him where you are ---
Oh Wild and the Only ones
Tell him where you are

Tell him where you are

Zero quit school

and she lost her job again
and then her boyfriend beat her up
and now he won't let her in

so she's walking by his joint
in a black and blue dress
she looks at Louie who elbows Eddie who says

"don't tell me, lemme guess."

It's more trouble than it's worth

he's more trouble than he's worth
Oh Wild and the Only ones
Tell him where you are ---

Oh Wild and the Only ones
Tell him where you are


Well at first when it was this way
when they're the only ones
and you've got all these ideas

you never tell to anyone
there are always magnets
pulling each of you there

living every story you'd dare
to be the only ones
the only ones...


Oh, who are living it up
oh yeah, we're living it up

oh yeah, we'll be living it up
oh yeah, we're living it up
gotta be living it up

oh yeah, we're living it up
oh yeah, we're living it up
oh yeah, we're living it up

oh yeah, we're living it up
oh yeah, we're living it up


Louie and Eddie found a reason then and there
carried her over the bridges like fluttering pages they didn't care
in the terminal where dreams

let so many tickets through
when strangers look in faces
and see somebody there they knew

you might meet me tomorrow
as all the lights are blooming green
and you're feeling a little lonely,

a little sad, a little mean
remember a place
inside of that hotel

where you could do anything you want to do
you couldn't tell


If it's more trouble than it's worth
ah, this is more trouble than it's worth
Oh Wild and the Only ones
tell him where you are ---
Oh Wild and the Only ones

I'm waiting you could
tell him where you are ---
Oh Wild and the Only ones
why don't you tell him where you are?