On the first day of shiva the stulbergs sent in
The biggest potato kugel ive ever seen
On the second day of shiva the katzmans had delivered

Two tureens of borscht
And a bigger potato kugel than the stulbergs
On the third day of shiva the applebaums sent over

Three steamed pastramis
Two tureens of borscht
And an even bigger potato kugel than the stulbergs

Or the katzmans
On the fourth day of shiva the resnicks came and brought
Four pickled tongues

Three steamed pastramis
Two tureens of borsht
And we had to leave their kugel in the hall

On the fifth day of shiva the rubinoffs dropped off
Five plates of smoked fish
Four pickled tongues

Three steamed pastramis
Two tureens of borsht
And we finally finished the stulbergs kugel from the first day

On the sixth day of shiva
The greenwalds walked in
With six pounds of liver

Five plates of smoked fish
Four pickled tongues
Three steamed pastramis

Two bowls of borsht
And the stulbergs came and we offered them some of katzmans kugel
From the second day

On the seventh day of shiva
The kepplers called and said
That syd keppler died after

Seven operations
Six days intensive
Quintuple bypass

Four years of dialysis
Three skin grafts
Two hip replacements

So we sent in a nice potato kugel