We ran into the feldmans man did they look great
Mindy graduated with a 3.8
Milty says theyre just about to renovate

And dont tell anybody but debbie is late
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When its too good to be true
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Murray was indicted for insider trading

They moved the case to delaware theyre sitting and waiting
Running up a legal tab their hopes were fading
Then murray and the judges sister started dating

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When its too good to be true

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Call it what you like a superstition
For me its just a logical position

Im not claiming ominous premonitions
Just historically informed intuition
An evolutionary predisposition

Before youre jumping up and down and holding hands and kicking up a hora
Consider possibilities of triggering a juicy kanahara
Say what you like about me but be careful dont commit lashon hara

Horrible disasters happen easily believe me check the torah
Brides fall off chairs
A mohel might sneeze

Bar mitzvah boys can trip on too long tzitzits

Celebrate

I dry cleaned my tuxedo
Dont wait
You should see where i parked the car

It could be too late
Right across bathurst street
Appreciate

And it might even rain
Life
Dont say it

Is
Oy
Great

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Sylvie had a little dandruff it can happen when youre older

Itll go away with selsun blue or so her sister told her
Herbal supplements and vitamins the health food store sold her
Nothing worked till she stopped throwing salt over her shoulder

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If its too good to be true

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