Ive tasted all the specials
Gone from dish to dish
Closed too many late night delis

Last call for one more knish
Staring at a bowl of broken bones
From every wish

I gotta find a different kind
Of delicate and delish
Nothing about her is vanilla

She never gets too dark
Never shows a cold shoulder
When this old hot dog starts to bark

Shes rarely got a beef
She never claims a stake
She dont sour easily

Shes too cool to shake
Shes parve parve
You can take her anywhere

Parve parve
No one ever cares
My parve parve

She goes either way
Parve parve
She good all day every day

I knew she was mine
When i read her tattoo
Inside a circle of life

All that was there was a u
She can play each part
But she mocks the role

While the rules get disputed
She dont care which bowl
She is happy hot

And cool cold
Shes as certifiable as
Fools gold

Parve parve
My meat and potato days are over
Parve parve

Theres no butter in my butterfly
Parve parve
I aint goin back to my milky ways

Parve parve
Lets blow this cheesy joint forever