Oy the mistakes i made
I should have spent more time in the shade
Kept the curtains closed

So the fabrics wouldnt fade
Oy the mistakes i made
Oy the money i spent

Whyd i have to buy in boynton
For three weeks i could rent
Instead i paid the maintenance

While cousins came and went
Oy the money i spent
I can take an insignificant pain

Turn it into a runaway train
I keep doing it again and again
It just feels so damn good

To complain
Oy the days i blew
Collecting all that stupid steuben

Why not just a few
Maria broke the porcupine
The frog and swans too

Oy the days i blew
It just feels so damn good
To complain

Oy the things ive said
Slipped out in conversations
Landing like a piece of lead

Making any sort of interaction
Something that i dread
Oy the things ive said

An empty seat for someone to fill in
That linda rosen seemed so nice and willin
I used a recipe from calvin trillin

Things were going well till i
Tied her up with my tefillin
Oy the mistakes i hope to make

If i live a long time
Thats why i gave up cake
Now im sprinkling flax seed

On a three ounce piece of steak
Probably just another mistake
I wonder if my flax seed is fake

This is why i lay awake
Thinking about my mistakes
It just feels so damn good

To complain