Im live blogging marky himels bris
I just gave marky himels uncle manny a kiss
Im posting im hosting im filing im sharing

That markys uncle manny smells a lot like herring
Im live blogging the himel family bris
The mohel just avoided getting hit with markys piss

Theres laughter theres joy theres loving and caring
How does this guy do it while everyone is staring
Im live blogging

Lchaim blogging
Wasnt rashi just a blog?
The mohel is bandaging marky himels hog

Im trying to grab a photo to put in on my blog
Im transferring a sound file of marky himel screaming
Its drowning out the sound of the chafing dishes steaming

Theres blintzes and bialys and cream cheese with chives
The mohels stuff is separate from the plastic forks and knives
Theres coffee and babka a frozen chocolate log

Im fressing with one hand so i can live blog
Im live blogging
Hot diggity dogging

Wasnt the talmud just a blog?
Im upstairs now and going through some drawers
It looks like michael himels been stealing from the stores

No wonder he paid cash for that monstrosity in quogue
Im scanning all the evidence its right there on my blog
Look at these prescriptions the himels are depressed

No wonder shelley himels in at least a 14 dress
Not a single guest towel the whole place has a stink
Ill send a thank you email with a bed and bath link

Im live blogging
Lchaim blogging
Wasnt the mishna just a blog?

Im live blogging a virtual addiction
Most of it is true but more of it is fiction
Im aggregating permalinking tagging what i can

I loaded up on pt but i think its really spam
Im live blogging the himel family bris
Their simchas have a record of being hit and miss

Ill take a doggie bag even though ive got no dog
I got the recipe for shelleys frozen chocolate log
The recipes available by clicking on my blog

You can even taste the chocolate log by licking on my blog
Be careful if your tongue winds up sticking to my blog
Im live blogging

Lchaim blogging
Everybody blog