I love the sound of your voice
You purr like a vintage rolls royce
But i simply have to question your choice

When you could be with any one of many boys
I love the look in your eye
The color of a tel aviv sky

But i just have to ask you why
When you could have your pick of any other guy
Were not on the same page

So darling act your age
Youre digital and im still beta
Im old enough to be your zaide

I love the touch of your hand
Can you tell me if i have a swollen gland
Why are we here " this musical got panned

I wish the manager would just turn down the band
This nightlifes for the birds
Im choking on my words

I need the heimlich " someone call a big waiter
Im old enough to be your zaide
I cant believe how you invigorate me

Oh how i love to reciprocate the way you sate me
But then my mind imagines how your parents must hate me
Thank god for cheap generics that inflate me

Now get off of my lap
I gotta take a nap
Youre asking questions while im trying to lead a seder

Im old enough to be your zaide
I lied on jdate
Go get yourself a playdate

I love the touch of your skin
Are you sure were not committing a sin
If something happens notify my next of kin

My daughter marlas got the safe deposit pin
Its ten oclock im tired
And look at you youre wired

The news is on theyre talking bout al qaeda
Im old enough to be
I need a cup of tea

Be careful of my knee
My left eyes bothering me
Im old enough to be your zaide