Lets order in like we do every week
We can eat everything from containers
Speed dial five i thank god im alive

Its an erev monday morning no-brainer
Lets order in from the regular place
It will be here in less than half an hour

How bout we get all the usual things
You are wonton im always hot and sour
Sunday night chinese food

Everything is greasy good
Dont worry god is in church all day today
Once a week is understood

I cant believe it is already here
Maybe theyre not that busy wonder why
Ill get some cash get the door whats the tip

Is he new or the usual guy
Sunday night chinese food
Ending the week a perfect way

Its the only thing chinese that god likes to make
Right here in the usa
What is this dish looks like squid in its ink

Lobster sauce jumbo shrimp crispy pork
This is not our food call them back wheres the bill
Its for someone in the building named schwartz

They probably got our chinese food
Everything we ordered greasy good
Sometimes even god gets things the wrong way

Now and then is understood
Ill get the door it must be the guy again
To switch bags give us our proper food

Look its the people from 23b
All this time i thought they were kosher too
Come in sit down we have nice paper plates

We dont ask we dont tell have some soda
This is our place yes weve seen you around
We knew your mother she looked a lot like yoda

Sunday night chinese food
Our weekly observant exclusion
God will be happy that we had you in our home

A bashert little asian confusion
Sunday night
Sunday night

Sunday night
Sunday night