Yo greasy !@#%, I never did good flirting,
I'm that creepy $#&@ wood jerking in the woods lurking.
Ms. Bell, what the hell? You failed me in woodworking?

I $#&@ed you last night, you know damn well my wood's working.
I $#&@ like a man, but I got a student's body
And I've used it to $#&@ the entire student body.

With the size of the boat and the motion in the ocean,
I $#&@ so much I took up stock in Trojan
Magnum, soaked-ragged em and gagged em

Got that cougar magnum now they've bagged em and tagged em
I stabbed em in one, $#&@ it I cut out the other eye,
Showed up at the wake, just to watch their mother cry

Cuz our lives are like how an R rated movie be,
Violence, sexuality, coarse language and nudity.
So let's make a movie, cuz your #~!!@'s a hot topic,

My dick is the ticket, my bed is the box office
Listen to this, you know what we expected?
That every single one of you would $#&@ing detest it,

But we don't give a $#&@ if you respect us,
Cuz at the end of the day, who would suspect us?
We's innocent, we're in grade eight.

What's date rape? All we know is play dates and face paint.
They say our rhyme style can be pretty vile
But I'm a child, I'll say it with a sweet little smile.

And you love it, you cunt !@#% $#&@s love it rugged.
@@#!'s too big to tug it, you gotta $#&@in hug it,
Your jaw dropped in awe at these two golden nuggets,

World domination on a zero dollar budget.
I'll make your panties snap, keep a spare pair in your fanny pack
I don't give a $#&@ if you can walk or if you're handicapped

They hear my names Chuck and they're suckin' my @@#!
Call me homeless in the morning, I get up in a box
You wanna know Rick's rage? I was born with a switch blade,

Not even through the #~!!@, I chopped through the ribcage,
Attacked the doctor, started cutting up his brains,
Laughed at the aftermath and the nurses piss stains.

I'll $#&@ you doggy style,### on nipples and tits,
You're my (*##$, I feed you $#&@in kibbles and bits
I've got dick by the foot you count yours by millimetres,

Can't get a chick wet? I'll make her spill a litre.
See your chicks face is where my nuts bustin',
Hit her so hard that she'll get a###-cussion,

You wanna talk about $#&@in hos? Humour me.
I've $#&@ed hundreds, haven't even hit puberty.
Listen to this, you know what we expected?

That every single one of you would $#&@ing detest it,
But we don't give a $#&@ if you respect us,
Cuz at the end of the day, who would suspect us?

We's innocent, we're in grade eight.
What's date rape? All we know is play dates and face paint.
They say our rhyme style can be pretty vile

But I'm a child, I'll say it with a sweet little smile.
And you love it, you cunt !@#% $#&@s love it rugged.
@@#!'s too big to tug it, you gotta $#&@in hug it,

Your jaw dropped in awe at these two golden nuggets,
World domination on a zero dollar budget.
You can't beat me, are you $#&@ing kidding me?

The only thing I've lost here is my virginity,
Cuz my rhymes have been $#&@ing you for the last 3 minutes,
And uh, uh, oh god, uh, I'm finished.