When I walk into work i'm leading with my chest
skull and bones tatoo and a harley vest

right as i clock in i'm known as mr. tough
but when i pull in that drive
i see pig tails and them puppy dog eyes

i metamorphasize

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into a six foot teddy bear
youngins runnin' every where
"honey do" ,"daddy please"

huggin and kissin me
more than enough to make any grown man melt
barbie doll, bubble bath

wearing mickey mouse's hat
saying prayers, singing songs
spongebob marathon and on and on

and when they get done with me
oh anyone could see
standin' there

is a six foot teddy bear

I won that blue ribbon on a double-dog-dare

ain't much competition down at the county fair
instant hom town hero
but they dont know

all it ever takes
to put me right back in my place
is a little smiley face


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and i'm a six foot teddy bear

youngins runnin' every where
"honey do" ,"daddy please"
huggin and kissin me

more than enough to make any grown man melt
barbie doll, bubble bath
wearing mickey mouse's hat

saying prayers, singing songs
spongebob marathon and on and on
and when they get done with me

oh anyone could see
standin' there
is a six foot teddy bear


oh, another tea party read dr.seuss
yeah tuck em into bed

if the guys down at work only knew
last night they painted my toe nails red


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and i'm a six foot teddy bear
youngins runnin' every where

huggin and kissin me
"honey do" ,"daddy please"
more than enough to make any grown man melt

barbie doll, bubble bath
wearing mickey mouse's hat
saying prayers, singing songs

spongebob marathon and on and on
and when they get done with me
oh anyone could see

standin' there
is a six foot teddy bear
oh im a six foot teddy bear