Chrous
Asians finish first that's

Why we're treated the worst it's


Not how things really ought to be

But in order to change things we

Have to stand up like kings and


Open their eyes so they can see

Verse 1


I'll never have dim sum

Or eat a spring roll

Don't give me chopsticks


I'll eat straight from the bowl

And if your computer breaks down

You best go and sack it 


Cause' if you give it to me

I will just have to hack it

Like whoa


Are you calling us cheap

We pay full price 

Cause' our pockets run deep


When we go to the bar 

I won't sing karaoke

I'll be on the dance floor


Bustin' out the Hokie Pokie

Chrous


Verse 2

And I will lose to you


At kung fu competitions

Buddhist Palm to the face

I have to see my physician


Wait no

Dr. Ho I can't go

Full House is on tonight


And that's my favourite show

Do my eyes like flat

Hell yeah they do


Wait let me speak your language

Ching Chong Woo


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Bridge

But behind the scenes 

Doing math's my dream

I want to prove that equation


And show them that it's right

Drive my Honda car

And play some DDR


But that all seems so far

Because


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