it's called control, here's the 403 version
I'm a rap !@#%, surrounded by rap virgins
Respect anyone who show respect while they emergin

Anyone else I'm dropping lyrical working
Back when I was younger yo the city moved fast
People looked through me like my face was made of glass

But now when I'm on stage as the Razor Sharp Ricca
Girls look at me the way that guys look at strippas
Rappers act like they styles so honest

Then hit me up daily to vote on some nonsense
It's a lyrical cute baby contest
Then they try to front because I got a little polish

I apologize if my rhymes sound like boasting,
I am called upon for show hosting, executive toasting,
Rockin big shows as if it's no thing,

You were tone deaf, and I was straight tone locing
East and west coasting, battle rap roasting,
Now I'm unsleddable, please are you joking?

Pre-show jitters got you pacin, while I'm toking,
Like Naughty by Nature I got jokers to be yoking
Y'all wanna cheers me? Word, please beer me

Clearly, I rise like dough, Kevin O'Leary
I don't respond well to demands, I'm not Siri
BoS is Nearly, double what our peers be

I'm drivin 403 to the top, who wanna hop in,
My flow, my stage presence, everything is locked in,
I rage like the Bow River, y'all creek like Dawson

Droppin double syllable rhyme and thinking it makes you Rakim
Rappers talk a mile a minute but ain't ready for the fast lane
Ridiculously fictitious, non-specific rap claims

The bar has sunk so low to the ground it's got grass strains
Still (*##$es limbo that %#@! with no back pain
This rap game falls apart from close inspection

Depression's what you feel when compared to a Ricca session
Rappers talk about they big tours but they ain't book those
I'm so honored to rap for so and so

When we know, you paid $300 a show
How the hell you honored to be on something you just bought?
That's like saying I'm honored Disney sold me a ticket to Epcot

I'm a old man, Gen X like I'm X-pac
I never learned to rap from Parappa or even X Box
And with this rap %#@!, to this day I remain smitten

I used to battle rap back before that %#@! was written
I'm awesomely old school like Teekay and Cosm
Drop science like Sheldon when he's big bangin with Blossom

Razor Sharp sliced ya game like chop suey
You sillier than PGA fans hollerin Baba Booey
Do me like Bel Biv,

I make it expedient
And let Andrea Rojas teach criminal obedience
The scene is all good,

I just keep it in check
And if ya name gets checked, it's all my respect
New L and Transit

Contraverse and Blist
Beni J and Half Cut
The whole top of the list,

You doin Calgary proud when you open your mouth,
Bounce on stage
movin the crowd

Still I'm staking my claim
I'm David Bowie in Fame,
When the scene dries like rain,

The Razor remains
Now my ankle's broken,
I'm sitting in pain

But nonetheless I can run with anyone in this game
It's been a couple decades deep
I'm into it

That number one spot,
I caught it, y'all pursue it
So rewind my track and take another listen to it

And if you think that you can do a better job then you should prove it