I can still feel the hold that you had on me
like a big lump of honey to a bumble bee
Your evil ways were a mystery, but now I've awoken


"Jimmy, Jimmy, come, come" is what you said
Which is really kind of funny 'cause it's not my name

The way you walked has held me in your sway
But now it is broken


I've told all my friends to say
I'm dead and well, living in Texas
Yeah, I'm dead, dead and well, living in Texas


I can still hear your voice when I'm feeling sick
And I've still got a scar where you gave me that kick

Jesus, lady you were such a (*##$
But I've finally spoken


Oh hell, hell, no, no, is what I say
When you tell me baby that you're here to stay
I'll chew my arm off just to get away

And I ain't joking

I'm dead and well, living in Texas

Yeah, I'm dead, dead and well, living in Texas
Don't come around 'round here
Don't bother to ask me where

I'm dead and well, living in Texas