Once upon a time there was a combine man
Did anybody know that big old man?
Once upon a time there was a big crane man

And everybody knew he had a wood brain, yeah
Oh yeah, he's got wood in him
Is he made out of steel or glass rod?

Nobody knows! He's a combine man
He can break 'em
He's a tractor man

He can melt 'em down
He's a tall man
He's a walking man

He's a combine
He's a combine man
Combine man

Combine man

The world was full of holes until he made his plan

He buried them right up inside a big tin can
Big old Ernie Ford, he tried to play his hand
Now everybody's calling him the combine man

Oh yeah, he's got wood in him
Is he made out of steel or glass rod?
Nobody knows! He's a combine man

He can break 'em
He's a tractor man
He can milk 'em down

He's a tall man
He's a walking man
He's a combine

He's just a combine man
He's just a combine man
Combine man


Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!
Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!

Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!
Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!


Once upon a time there was a combine man
Now everybody said he had a wood brain, yeah
Oh yeah, he's got wood in him

Is he made out of steel or glass rods?
Nobody knows! He's a combine man
He can break 'em

He's a tractor man
He can milk 'em down
He's a tall man

He's a walking man
He's a combine
He's just a combine man

Combine man
He's a combine man
Combine man

He's a combine man
Combine man
He's a combine man

(Oh my God, he's strong! )
He's a combine man
He's a combine man

He's a tractor man
Combine man
He's a combine man

Combine man
He's a tractor man
Combine man

He's a combine man
Nobody knows