^!$$%,
Shiiiittt!
Whatchu gunna do???

take my food stamps and geta holda my Subaru?
Shiiiit
I dont even gotta car (*##$

Get back in the kitch
chen before I flip %#@!!
And ahh

Let me say it again
Mr. Barack Obama
you ^!$$%

are my friend
I say the N word
practice my freedom'of speech

Next week i'll flip off bush with the commander in Chief
I'm sweet!
call me a gallon of brandy

Im always sober yet im still way more plastered then sandy!
It's a record
call Guinness and their books

Maureen just took down 70 shots by the looks
So raise your glass because
We're just white trash drinkers

If its a karaoke bar we will be the best singers
and ah
When people say that all my girlfriends are floozies

I stay calm, take a deep breath, act all groovy and say
ABSOLUTELY!


Oh my
GAWD!
Holy

Jesus
Christ!
you want me gone

but I still wont get off the mic
At least gimmie the time to muder john in a cyph
And it's only proper that I make funna 2 chains tonight

And what is not alright
is what Taylor swift writes
Talkin bout the lack of chivalry

(*##$ get a life!
And I'm stoppin there
I got so many more frustrations

I hate goblin and every single one of tylers creations
so call me critical and even incredibly cynical
I cant help it when I see all these rappers out nowadays are so pitiful

but ah
I'd rather spend my time w/ hoes from billerica
I walk all up in that (*##$ and have'em wetter then swiffer

See I dont play games t-bury
Findin a girl there to marry
is harder then understanding the quantum and string theory

And I cant deal with how often they get really really moody
When I ask for head I want my girl to smile back at me and say...
Abasolutilly! Wooo! 2nd verse. DONE! Das sum good %#@!

Whatchu Whatchu gunna do when a black man
Dresses up as bat man
Goes and gets a spray tan

Now the ^!$$%s damn white
And you start to realize
He's in a double disguise

Escaping apartheid
Damn what a question that is
Its quite a quandary

Now Enrique quit the talk
Get back to foldin my laundry
I don't mean to be racially insensitive im just sayin

If you iraquies quit bombing and Mexican stop prayin
This whole world could come together and maybe it would be peacefully
We could quit the crusades and make sure 9/11 doesn't have a sequel

Now on
To another subject
All I want is some $$#

I want a real one
I'm sick and tired of lookin thru glass
If all I have to deal with is a buncha !@#%s
I'll have at it
$#&@ a long term girl

I'll be the #~!!@-eater-o-matic
When you listen to my raps
It may take you for a doozy
When people ask if I get my inspiration from gary busey I say
No

I say no
Gary busey is a $#&@in freak