Early in the morning, 'fore the crack of dawn
I heard him sneaking in
He'd been here at sundown, but didn't stay long

Cause I can smell the sin
Later that next evening, again I found him gone
With our money tin

So I played a little game of Sherlock Holmes
To find out where he'd been


CHORUS:
Lord have mercy what am I to do?
Smack dab in the middle of town

Cross the road about a mile or two
I found my rooster making hay
With the ladies, painted ladies

Of the local chicken coop

Later that night, I hatched myself a plan

The idea made me grin
To beat him at his own game, I'd have to play dirty
If I was gonna win

To the coop right on time, imagine his surprise
As he walked on in
There I sat, feathers -n- paint, a lady of the coop

With a sip a' gin
I said quit your cheatin', ain't no need you see
Never ever again

I'll be what you need daytime, nighttime
Two women under just one skin


CHORUS

BRIDGE:

If that @@#!-a-doodle-doo does fly
To another chicken of the night
Well you can bet I'll give him a peck

Right square in the eye
And when I get my wings on him
I'll ring his neck alright - real tight

And no matter how loud he cries
He's gonna rest in peace right next to some greasy fries


CHORUS

I have 2 words for ya: Pot Pie, Fried Steak, Noodle Soup. Am I making myself clear? Don't you give me none of your

@@#!-a-doodle-doo! You do this to me again and I'll @@#!a doodle your do. Don't make me cross the road and come get you,
Cause you know I will...