Bar tender I really did it this time




Broke my parole to have a good time




When I got home it was 6 a.m.





The door was locked so I kicked it in




She was trippin' on the bills




I think she was high on some pills





She through my %#@! out into the yard




Then she called me a bum and slapped me real hard




And in my drunkin' stooper





I did what I should of never done




Now I'm sittin' here talking to you




Drunk and on the run










I'm sittin' at a bar on the inside




Waitin' for my ride on the outside





She broke my heart in the trailer park




So I jacked the keys to her f**kin' car




Crashed that piece of %#@! and then stepped away










You know mo I'll probably get ten years




So just give me beers til they get here



Yeah I know the sun is comin' up




And ya'll are probably gettin' ready for closin' up




But I'm trying to drown my soul




I'm tired of this life on a dirt road



And everythang that I love is gone




And I'm tired of hangin' on








She got me sittin' at a bar on the inside




Waitin' for my ride on the outside



She stole my heart in the trailer park




So I jacked the keys to her f**kin' car



Crashed that piece of %#@! and then stepped away









I guess it's meant to be



Romance is misery



So much for memories



And now I'm headed to the Penitentiary



See me on T.V.



The next cop series



I am a danger



I guess I shoul've done something about my anger



But I'll never learn



Real things I don't concern



I poor kerosene on everything I love and watch it burn



I know it's my fault



But I wasn't happy it was over



She through a fit so I crashed that piece of %#@! nova







And now I'm goin' back again



Back to the pin to see my friends



And when we all pile out that county van



They'll ask me where I've been







I've been at a bar on the inside



Waitin' for my ride on the outside



She stole my heart in the trailer park



So I jacked the keys to her f**kin' car



Crashed that piece of %#@! and then stepped away