Wake up
Put on my riot gear
But in the study of my house

I've got a smoking jacket passed to me from Grand Daddy
It's made of bow and arrow meat


Do do do do do do
Do do do do do do


Come home
Take off my riot gear
Put on my smoke jacket

But in the library of my house I have a laugh
Medieval jokes are just as funny now
If you've got a degree


Heaven help the ones who know
What makes the world go slow


Tick-tock, tick-tock, tick-tock, tick-tock


The night comes
Time to go on the town
And in my best

Sashimi dress
And marble arch supporting shoes
I am a vision in my horse-drawn tank


Da da da da da da
Da da da da da da


Stay out
Drinking into the night

And they are saying those same things
And I'm like "Ha, ha, ha, hee, hee, hee"
'Til half-past three

And then it's time for me to go

Heaven help the ones who know

What makes the world go slow
What makes the world go slow


Come home
Take off my tuna dress
Put on my collard greens

And in my sleep
What dreams may come
Before I'm woken by alarms

Put on my riot gear