Slash [x22]
Stop, now cut that mother $#&@in' boss in half like...


Chaotics...Chaotics...Chaotics...

Chaotic Long, I've got my Chaotic Long

I'm sla-slashing these monsters they think they've done something wrong
You know I'm 99 Strength, so my hits are real strong
Kill anything in my way then bang my chest like King Kong now ahhh

Drop that whip, let me make some cash
Taste Vengeance, let you feel my wrath
Hittin' high, hittin' high, I'll take it easy if you cry

$#&@ that, you can kiss your stuff goodbye
Strongest one handed weapon not messing around
Use it at Bandos, drop him to the ground

120 Strength bonus bet you are astound
And if you're against me then you will be downed, do it
Use that sword, it's the longest

Now I need to crush my foe's, I need the strongest
Switch to the Maul like


Smash [x22]
Stop, now smash that mother $#&@in' boss to death like...


Smash! All your opponents
167 Crush Bonus for 200k Tokens
You can own in the wildy, deliver deadly KO's

Or you can kill some TD's and hope for some dragon claws
Now nerd look down, kiss my Steadfasts
Use this maul for all my Waterfiend tasks

Go to God Wars, destroy at a Sara mass
Chaotic Maul, making granite look like trash
Smash it then bash it this thing is legit I must admit

There's a 370 XP drop I just hit a 700, Whoa
Use that maul it's the most sick,
But now I need to cast a spell, I need the magic

Switch to the staff like

Blast [x22]

Stop, now cast that mother $#&@in' magic spell like...

Glacors, Ice Strykes

Dag Kings, Hybrid Fights
Use that staff nerd use that staff nerd use that staff nerd use that staff nerd


Clan Wars, Barrows
Fight pits, Gano's
Use that staff nerd use that staff nerd use that staff nerd use that staff nerd


And I want all of the weps


Slash, Smash, Blast [x22]
Stop, now get all the $#&@ing Chaotics like