Have you heard the story of Bottleneck Bob
tried to rob a train with cattle
He laid in ambush above the hills

early Sunday morning

He blew the tracks to smithereens

with the biggest blast you've ever seen
and the cattle ran all over the place
and there was Bob with the longest face


Chorus: Bottleneck Bob is riding fast
wanted by the law for the freight train blast

the sheriff and his men is a big bad mob
and they're chasing poor old Bottleneck Bob


And the cattle ran back in to town
where all was peace and quiet
but when the people saw the herd

they surely caused a riot

The cattle smashed the bank in flakes

just like the worst of robbers
and the sheriff scratched his head and wondered
where to put them all


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